ROMANCING THE STONE
Gloria: You get trainsick,
planesick, carsick...you practically throw up on department store elevators!
Jack: Wait a minute, he's
after you. Who the h--- are you?
Joan: You said you just
lost everything you owned...
Jack: Is there anyone who isn't following you?
Joan: What is all this?
Jack Colton: What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?
Joan Wilder: These were Italian.
Grogan: What's it gonna be,
[After reading Joan's new
novel based on her adventure]
Gloria: The guy's favorite author is the guy who wrote "pull tab to open"!
Jack: Now that you've got what you want, you don't want it...
Jewel: We are sworn, Just
[While surrounded by native
Ralph: What is this, the Young and the Stupid?
Joan Wilder: Don't be ridiculous! Jack would never die without telling me.
[Jack, Joan, and the Jewel
are being shot at.]
Joan Wilder: How much
romance can a woman take?