|Chris Knight: Have you ever
seen a body like this before in your life?
CIA Man Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
[Looking at Dr. Meredith's
bunny slippers, then his own.]
Chris: Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
Dr. Hathaway: When you first
started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein
and then you know what happened?
Jordan: I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roomate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?
Dr. Hathaway: Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.
Dr. Hathaway: Bodie, I noticed
you stopped stuttering.
Professor Hathaway: I want
to see more of you around the lab.
Chris Knight: It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
Chris Knight: Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it! Nudity!
Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy
on your head?
Chris Knight: Kent put his
name on his license plate.
Old Lady: Tell me, what's
Einstein really like?
Professor Hathaway: You still
Mitch Taylor: The weirdest
thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want...well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Professor Hathaway: What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.
Mitch Taylor: Did you know
there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight: When you're smart, people need you.
Chris Knight: Ice turned out
If you ever need a skating rink in your hallway, mutant fruit, or to gas a dorm room, then Ick's yer man.
Chris Knight: Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now take a step back. And, a step forward, and a step back, and then we're cha-chaing.
Dr. Jerry Hathaway: Take one and pass them back, just like your I.Q. was normal.
Chris Knight: You didn't
straighten up the place, did you?
Chris Knight: Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?
Chris Knight: Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People on Ice.
Lazlo Hollyfeld: How'd
Bodie: I guess it goes from God to Jerry to you to the cleaners.
Kent: You're all a bunch of
"You are Chris Knight aren't
Chris Knight: Self-realization.
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank