|Mrs. Banks: She seemed so
solemn and cross.
George Banks: Never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint.
Mr. Banks: It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910 / King Edward's on the throne; it's the age of men!
[Mary Poppins measures
herself with her tape measure and reads what it says.]
Mary Poppins: In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!
Mr. Banks: It's 6:03 and the heirs to my dominion are scrubbed and tubbed and adequately fed. And so I'll pat them on the head and send them off to bed. Ah, lordly is the life I lead.
Mrs. Banks: As a matter of
fact, since you hired Mary Poppins, the most extraordinary things seem
to have come over the household.
Mr. Banks: Just a moment,
Mary Poppins. What is the meaning of this outrage?!
Mrs. Banks: Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
George Banks: Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.
Mary Poppins: Close your mouth, please, Michael, we are not a codfish.
Mary Poppins: Of course, you
can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus, but
that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
Mary Poppins: Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.