|Alice: He said a dog bit
Jerry: I resove to call her
up a thousand times a day, and ask her if she'll marry me in some old fashioned
way. Every little thing she does is magic.
[Walking through a metal detector.]
Jerry: A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
Jerry: Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her.
Jerry: David Berkowitz, Ted
Bundy, Richard Speck...
[About serial killers having
three names each.]
Jerry: It's on the tip of my brain.
Jerry: I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.
Jerry: I love you.
Jerry: You can't hurt me any
Jerry Fletcher: To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself.
Alice: This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen.
Jerry Fletcher: The Vietnam
War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis.