THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS
|Cosmetics Saleslady: We also
have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack
the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?
Dr. Abby Barnes: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?
Abby: Did you call me?
Noelle: You and I combined
make the perfect woman
Abby Barnes: We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets.
Dr. Abby Barnes: How'd it
Noelle: You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you, a cat, and 40 candles on your birthday cake.
Dr. Abby Barnes: You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.
Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
Noelle: What is this? Is this
Noelle: Disappointment doesn't
Noelle: I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.
Dr. Abby Barnes: If you are
trapped in Biosphere 3, whom would you want to bring: Time's Woman of the
Year or Playboy's Playmate of the Year?