AS GOOD AS IT GETS
|Come on in, and try not to
ruin everything by being you.
You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
Do you have any control over how creepy you can get?
What if this is as good as it gets?
How can you diagnose me as obsessive compulsive and then tell me I have a choice about barging in here?
Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
Melvin: You make me want to
be a better man.
I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!
Melvin: Judging from your
eyes, I'd say you were fifty.
Receptionist: How do you write
women so well?
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