|Gwen: [To her assistant.]
Nobody knows what it is like being me. Did we brush my teeth?
Eddie: I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm my own entourage!
Eddie: [to Gwen] You're the devil.
Hector: I really want to play a character like a The Terminator. You know because the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own. You know, that they can relate to...
Wellness Guide: Life's a cookie.
Ma'am? The butter? What, are
they out of butter? How can you be out of butter?
Kiki: I just--I just need you to know one thing. That woman that you saw by the pool the other night--no--that woman that you just have to spend the rest of your life with.....that was me.
Gwen: Is that a gun in your
pocket or are you just happy to see me?
We have a saying Edward. Mecke Lecke Halava Beem sala beem. (What is that? Bean salad? Wha--) Mecke Lecke Salava. Beem sala Beem. (What does that mean?) I dont know what it means. Its very old...
Gwen: Your pillow's better than mine.
Eddie: I'm going to be truthful with you. I just took a half a pound of Vicodin, so I'm going to be feeling pretty good until March.
Eddie: And I am not on Zoloft, no matter what you read in People Magazine.
Lee: The movie was fantastic! Everyone loved it! They call it the Blair B---- Project
Gwen: We are like Sodom and Gomorrah
Eddie:I tried to walk away, but he kept pushing. So I hit him in the tray with my face.
Danny: Felix, this is Oscar. The monkey is in daycare. Repeat the monkey is in daycare.
Lee: Gwen, your dog just swallowed
the window washer.
Lee: (on the phone) Can I
have Holly Golightly's room please?
I'll kill him! That sick son-of-a-bitch
bastard. Put him on the speaker. Hi, Hal. How are you, darling? You're
in my thoughts.I want to send you a basket. How's the film?
Hector: Are you making fun of my accthent?
Hello I have a neck too, this thing holding up my head!
Book us in the middle of nowhere, where they can't escape. We need a hotel like the one in The Shining.
Gwen: I smell smoke. Is somebody smoking?
They say two weeks here changes
Kiki: I bet you've never read
a book in your life.
Gwen: Kiki, what was that
Gwen: She was so much more fun when she was fat.
Eddie: I'm grateful for the earth... I'm grateful for the sky...
Gwen: Don't you know the stress I have? Everyone hates me, everyone wants a piece of me. My therapist is out of the country, I wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe this year! Leave me alone!
Talk to your sister. At least
she pretends to listen to you.
Gwen: I'm afraid.
Gwen: I was in that great store on Melrose. There was a baby in a stroller looking at me, and he was judging me. The whole world is judging me for what I did to Eddie..
Kiki: I don't eat bread.I just dream about bread.
I'll take all of this to go. I'll need 30 bags and a forklift.
I'm sorry! You okay?
Byron: Byron Allen, coming
to you from EntertainmentStudios.com. Strap yourself in. I'm with America's
sweethearts: Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison. Ready for this? They're not
trying to kill each other. Are you back together? You look very comfortable.
Eddie! Are you okay?
You look terrible. Does it
What the h--- happened?
Hello? Hey, Gwen, it's Lee. I'm at the restaurant, and guess what? You're not.
Gwen: It's so hard being someone people just don't get over.
Ladies and gentlemen this is the most honest movie I have ever made. I wasn't looking for it. It came to me like a bus in the street. Or the woman who changes the flowers at our desert house. I can't talk about this film without weeping. Roll it.
This is real life. The juice. The stink. The glory.
So you're in love with Eddie?
Kiki: Look, I am just tired
of making excuses. I am done picking up dirty clothes. I am done pretending
that your life is my whole life. I'm just.... I'm done.
I've wanted to get back together with Gwen ever since we weren't together anymore. I've obsessed about it. Now that it's happened, I must say I'm amazed and grateful. And I agree with Hector that it's b---s---.
Gwen: We talked about this.
Gwen: I'm on pain medication
that makes me say things I'd never say otherwise. To set the record perfectly
straight Eddie and I never had any plans to reconcile. And Hector is very
Kiki: No. No, this is crazy.Eddie,
this isn't gonna work.
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